Phone calls

This is one of the most gruesome things ever. People who don’t answer their cellphone. I mean, they actually when into a store, believing that they need a device that make them accessible anywhere they go, whenever people feel like it.  Well then people, DON’T FUCKING LEAVE THE PHONE AT HOME! It’s not called a MOBILE phone just for laughs? Do you honestly think that in 1947 when the guys down at Bell Labs, working for AT&T, invented a phone you could carry with you, the best way to use the device was NOT TO?

In a moment of distres, when I really need to talk to you, remember. Have your phone with you, ducttaped to your head ready to service whatever problem or wish I have.